Category: Work

To which Jeff replied; Neither of whom realized that a customer had been inadvertently added to the email chain.

Apparently, someone had taken a crap in a bin. I kid you not. I think I have found the culprit.

L – “Hey Martin, just to let you know, its football tonight, kicking off at 8pm” M -“That doesn’t really affect me any more to be honest” L

(Mark enters wearing glasses for the first time) Mitch – you look different without your hat.

Im told by a reliable source that; “Whilst explaining an ethernet fault to a customer Jim asked if the tx and rx were the wrong way around or

Neil to Mitch – “I know a joke about UDP” Mitch – “I wouldn’t get it” <much laughter> Mitch – “No, go on, what’s the answer” <much more

One from me for a nice change.   Lee – ” Where can I find my favourites in IE?” Neil – “Press the star in the top right

“It is not the law that I have to speak French. I cannot read French and I cannot speak French. Can I please have a Boucle?”  

“Now, I’m not telling you how to do your job, but this is how you should do your job. I will also be emailing your boss about the

When invited to a ‘Town Hall Meeting’ – an Americanism at the very best (but the same invite that we have had received for the past 8 years)