Category: Daft Comments

19th July 2017 ———— Come on you garlic munching peod*phie “We built this city….on green belt” “I gotta bad case…of the number twos.” “If Danerys was my sister,

Daughter was showing dad how to use SnapChat  

(Mark enters wearing glasses for the first time) Mitch – you look different without your hat.

What does it mean though? This Skimmy latte? – Jim.

Jim – “I am getting one of those 4G tellys next week”   silence laugh “…..4k”

Mitch – “I got this new cable from Poundland for my iPhone, really good quality, look at that” Neil – “Thats is nice, where did you get it

Mitch – “Come on Neil, what about that Mini-Mac that Steve Jack had? What was it called, that Mini-Mac?   Neil – “Mac Mini”

Martin – I don’t like beans. Jim – Do you not like beans? Martin – No, cant stand them Jim – What about in a Jacket Potato with

Jim – “I wonder if that Cart Dooar is more expensive than that other coffee? I love Cart Dooar” Neil – “Its not Cart Dooar, its Carte Noire”

Im told by a reliable source that; “Whilst explaining an ethernet fault to a customer Jim asked if the tx and rx were the wrong way around or